Pip lives behind the skirting board and considers every kitchen a personal buffet. This is his small corner of the internet — mostly photos of him mid-crime.
Gathered through careful observation and several ruined sandwiches.
Pip has never met a cheese he didn't like, ranked, and then eaten anyway.
He can clear a countertop in one jump and land like it was nothing.
Caught red-pawed, twice a week, and somehow always looks proud of it.